Putin on the Shitz (TW: Goatse)

I'm sorry if you are now stuck on "Putting on the Ritz" and find yourself singing the Monster's part from "Young Frankenstein": "PUH-IN ON AH ITTTTZZZ" Here's a picture of some pug puppies trying to figure things out. After the jump, some serious nasty stuff.


Now that we've got that out of the way, let's just preface this with the excuse that I am feeling some maaaad PMS.

I've learned that when I go through it, it's better just to roll with it, and to succumb to my urges, as long as they don't involve major purchases or long-lasting changes to my life.

One of my urges today was to 'shop Vladimir Putin riding a bear out of the Goatse asshole. It's a short story, but a boring one. Anyway. Here it is. Obvs no main page.

Don't say I didn't warn you like a million times, brah.

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